Valentine's Day
Roses Are Red
$8.00 AUDRomance, but with the appropriate amount of threat and sarcasm.
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Nine ways to acknowledge a life event without pretending to be emotionally available. Pick carefully.
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Valentine's Day
Ugh Fine, Be My Valentine
$8.00 AUDFor the person you tolerate more than most. Which is basically love.
Birthday
Very Happy Birthday, I Guess
$8.00 AUDFor birthdays that deserve acknowledgement, not a full emotional performance.
New Home
Wow You Own Walls Now
$8.00 AUDA little housewarming applause for the bold choice of mortgage stress.
Valentine's Day
Guess You’ll Do
$8.00 AUDFor Valentine’s Day when romance feels like a practical decision.
Birthday
Hope It’s Good Or Whatever
$8.00 AUDLow-effort birthday energy with maximum emotional honesty.
New Baby
Another Human? Wild.
$8.00 AUDFor the miracle of reproduction and your mixed feelings about it.
New Baby
Congrats on the New Baby
$8.00 AUDWarm enough to count. Dry enough to still sound like you.