Valentine's Day
Roses Are Red
$8.00 AUDRomance, but with the appropriate amount of threat and sarcasm.
A tiny card brand with a bad attitude
Greeting cards for the socially tired.
Cards for people who don’t actually like people. Say the thing, keep the distance.
A6 sizeBlank insideHeavyweight cardstock$8 AUD eachShips from Australia
Best of the worst
Cards people actually buy.
Birthday
Very Happy Birthday, I Guess
$8.00 AUDFor birthdays that deserve acknowledgement, not a full emotional performance.
New Baby
Another Human? Wild.
$8.00 AUDFor the miracle of reproduction and your mixed feelings about it.
New Home
Wow You Own Walls Now
$8.00 AUDA little housewarming applause for the bold choice of mortgage stress.
Valentine's Day
Ugh Fine, Be My Valentine
$8.00 AUDFor the person you tolerate more than most. Which is basically love.
Our regrets
A tiny card brand with a bad attitude.
Side Eye Series is a sarcastic greeting card line for people who want to acknowledge life events without pretending to be emotionally available.
Every card is A6, blank inside, and printed on heavyweight cardstock — so the only thing doing emotional labour is the cover.
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Shop by occasion.
Stockists
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